June 24, 2009

Should you work in a cubicle farm (like myself), DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, discuss test results or make sensitive doctor appointments at your desk. I couldn't give a rat's a$$ if you are making an appointment for a dental cleaning or eye exam. No big whoop. That being said, however, nothing with the following words should EVER be overheard at work:

• Penis (or any variation thereof including "penile" "penal")
• Ovary
• Uterus
• PAP Smear
• Cervical
• Breast
• Rectum
• Prostate
• Colon
• Wart
• Boil
• Anything else even the least bit remotely gross