October 9, 2009

Now that winter cold season is upon us, spend the extra money on the premium, lotion-filled, aloe-enriched, snazzy facial tissues. When you are sick, you'll thank yourself. Your nose will thank you as well. Alternatively, if you buy the cheap-ass, feel-like-sandpaper ones that if you squint you will swear actually contain bits of tree bark, you will be kicking yourself for being a tightwad and will have a nose as red and shiny as a certain reindeer who shall remain nameless. (He was the one in the front…)