July 30, 2009

When the world has got you down and nothing is going your way, always remember this: there is no problem too big for a big 'ole dose of Aretha Franklin to cure. If you should happen for some ungodly reason to be a soulless music-hating blob who doesn't respond to her amazing voice, then just picture her ginormous boobies in your mind. Seriously, they're the size of basketballs. Chuckle away. See, either way, your problems seem just a bit better, now don't they?