November 2, 2009

For all of you men out there. Never, ever, ever, ever tell the woman in your life the following:

1. You look fat/you gained weight
2. Your hair is going gray
3. You have a few wrinkles around your eyes or mouth
4. "The girls" are not as perky as they used to be
5. Some other woman is more attractive than you
6. Some other man is more attractive than you

You're going to want to trust me on this one. Forget that "scorning" business - there is no fury like a woman embarrassed. They have fury AND determination at that point. Strange things could be afoot. If you want to take your chances by saying some of these things, you're on your own - they're your nuts...